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lezobey:

lesbian blog ♀

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senpai-fetish:

musclesenpai:

dansnotonphil:

blonderamen:

221bismydivision:

if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to be erect or what

Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be prepared for burial, the person cleaning them up and such breaks it so it lays flat.

“So what do you do for a living?
“I put makeup on dead people and snap boners.”

"Die Hard"

Die hard

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marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

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"Who sees the human face correctly: the photographer, the mirror, or the painter?"

- Pablo Picasso  (via bl-ossomed)y (via sincetheclocksfirsttick)

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foodchewer:

its called freedom of spinach

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poopinginschool:

interviewer: any special talents?

me: image

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afixwithsontarans:

"you can’t ship three people all together!"

image

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dutchster:

i’m so sorry kids the easter bunny didn’t hide any eggs today because he smoked weed and now he’s dead. let that be a lesson to you

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